The Roy Chronicles is an old fashioned Radio show (like the Lone Ranger and War of the Worlds). Roy, a space wanderer, stumbles through the universe onto a big secret. Roy, being a trouble making, accident prone, and a strong day-time drinker, decides to ignore it, but it won't ignore Roy.

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Since you see the word, Roy, everywhere. We might as well tell you what a Roy is. Roy is the hero, well not a hero, but he isn't a villain either. I guess the only thing to describe him is ...Roy. We might not know what Roy is labeled as or what he is, but we do know that he is a weirdly funny guy to see... I mean listen too. If you don't believe us, listen to the first 8 episodes, then tell us what you think. Because where there is a Roy, there is a Roy.

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Here are some other details we actually know. Roy is a space wanderer that hears voices in his head (N), that tries to help Roy not to get in trouble, but gets ignored frequently by Roy. Roy travels the universe in 'his' ship named Innastella. Roy changes Innastella's software to make Innastella call Roy weird titles. Roy might have a crush on Innastella. That's all we know at the moment. I guess you will just need to to listen to the Roy Chronicles.

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You are literally missing out on weird Roy moments the more you read this. Well since you won't stop reading this paragraph and listen to the Roy Chronicles, we are going to make you read something stupid. ead ray no ore may, ou yay apporzork flay. oy Ray is aiting way 4 ou yay. @l$0 oy Roy ight may eed nay 2 orrow bay our yay ar cay, uesday tay. !f ou yay, eep kay eading ray is thay, we ill way ust jay ssume aay ats thay 0k. ool cay, ppreciate aay !t.

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Wow, you are dedicated, well I am tired of playing these games with you, I am off to write the rest of the stuff for Roy on this webplace ish thing. You know, the thing you are on right now.

Roy approves of this message. Roy out.